Thursday, March 22, 2007

American Idol : The Results 3/22

up first is peter noone, singing 'a kind of hush', and man is this guy ever lame. he is clearly having fun but i think he may be the only one, save for the old timer british expatriate crowd. i wonder what would happen if one of the contestants refused to clap along and feign interest in this kind of celebrity performance.

nice! another ford commerciual, this one centers around doing laundry and features that stupid 'another saturday night and i aint got nobody, i got some money cuz i just got paid...' song. i couldnt tell you how many times ive heard the big wu start that one up and let out a big sigh, like the next five minutes are gonna suck. at least this version has 11 of the most popular people in america awkwardly and hilariously vying for the votes/calls/texts of millions of americans. hey blake, why are you putting so much detergent in that washing machine?! oh i see, to create tons of soapy bubbles for everyone to frolic in! you mischevious rascal!
also: melinda doolittle can do a mean cartwheel. that outta win some votes from the gymnastics folks.

random celebrity cameo (shameless fox plug) of brad garrett, then on to the important stuff.

sanjaya, haley and gina are all asked to stand and they are most certainly the bottom three. NO?! i have never yelled "WHA?!" at the tv so loud in my life.
as if that aint enough, chris richardson and stephanie edwards are the bottom two vote getters this week. fucking absurd. damn, i really cannot believe it.

does anyone take part in these ridiculously easy idol tivia things?

in 'idol gives back' news, seacrest is sending a message out to corporate america. at&t and coke will make a substantial donation to the american idol charity, will your company? i love this idea, its positve for any corporation to be against feeding starving children and/or american idol. this will raise millions, possibly trillions.


lulu starred in 'to sir with love' with sidney poiter and she can actually belt.

30 million people voted this week and stephanie got the least. that is shocking but at least chris richardson is still with us. welcome to the top ten. so long stepahine:

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