A spectacular-rificly spooky slew of Dr. Suess whose whos greets us at the top of the show, and we learn that 29 million votes decided tonight’s outcome. Also, Jim Carrey is in the house in an elephant costume. What a zany guy.
There were so many calls and emails requesting it that next week they’ll be doing more! This truly is a democracy. Next is the always expertly choreographed medley, and I know for sure that they have an audience scream track that they kick on every now an then. M Johns has the coolest get up with a simple Music is my Religion statement. Jim Carey fucking loves it, and is stomping around like some kind of elephant.
Wooooohooooo! Syesha is in the bottom three!
And she has to sing right now? Just so she doesn’t have to sing after she knows she’s gone? Maybe they’re trying to be more humane about kicking people off.
Campaign themed ford videos with “Distance” .What a strange song for that.
Now a Horton Hears a Hoot promo. Jim Carey and Steve Carrell are even on hand. These guys are all Hortons.
KLC is on the mic, and in the bottom three. She has her gut feeling about who’s going home, but won’t actually say that she thinks she did way better than Syesha. The one problem with this whole bottom three people performing thing is that we have to listen to the worst three songs yet again. Or should I say, it sucks for those suckas who don't have DVR. “Was that any better than last night?” Seacrest asks Mr. Cowell? “No.”
Ok, now we have 12 year old Paige on the phone? Plus a 6 time auditioner wants to know what he has to do to make it? When are Simon and Seacrest gonna duke it out on stage? Do Brits or Americans have more talent? Wait a minute, this is just filler so they can make this an hour long. And now, Katherine McPhee is singing with a piano accompaniment. Again the first 10 rows or so are forced to throw their hands in muthafuckin air, and wave the muthafuckas like they just don’t care.
The third one in the bottom three is……David Hernandez.
Judges agree with America’s choice.
Syesha is safe. Rats.
So is Kristi.
“Wow” says David Hernandez, and his exit features a brand new Ruben Studdard track. Magnificent.
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